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*fluffy* humor


(totally stolen from aubkabob, for the second time)

Actual subtitles used in Hong Kong films:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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Comments
writer_lilies ══╣╠══
Oh my...18 is just...wrong.
aubkabob ══╣Hrm.╠══
makes me wonder if they will leave the manhoods out in the desert, lying next to someone's short rabbits.
writer_lilies ══╣╠══
Lol.
aubkabob ══╣╠══
pee ess.... cutest icon evar.
writer_lilies ══╣╠══
Yeah, I got it from someone on my friends list.
chillychilly22 ══╣╠══
LOL There are some good gems in there... hehehe
oblyvia ══╣╠══
*laughs until tears come* Oh my, that was hilarious! In my Uncle John's Bathroom Reader there are a few of those as well. My favorites:

"Noodles? Forget it, try my fist." and "I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm Bunny."
aubkabob ══╣╠══
ha ha.. noodles.

'noodles' in itself is just a funny word, says me!
belenen ══╣giggling╠══
LOL!
paperwings21 ══╣╠══
That is quality.
:P
sidheblessed ══╣╠══
Gods, these nearly mad eme choke on my chocolate! LOL! "Beat him out of recognizable shape!" Classic!
wendylady831 ══╣╠══
Hello!!!
I added you
I hope you don't mind

:0)
belenen ══╣garrulous╠══
Re: Hello!!!
nope, I never mind. ;-)
juansrx ══╣*kur1╠══
I want to add one, "I´ll beat you with the five claws of the ancient birdkeeper buda, rising from the moon striking with the snake and swallow techinique."

old chinese martial arts movies are not so bad, but In my contry you can only see some.
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Expect to find curse words, nudity, (occasionally explicit) talk of sex, and angry ranting, but NEVER slurs or sexually violent language. I use TW when I am aware of the need and on request.