"Yes," I replied, restraining myself from mocking the rather stupid question.
"How old are you?"
"How old do you think I am?" with the customary sardonic raise of eyebrow.
"oh... Are you single?"
"No, I'm married."
And then he and his friend laughed about how 'upset' he was that I wasn't single. It was very silly really.
I think it was all because I wore this choker -- haha. It was probably my very sexy pants.