Belenen (belenen) wrote,

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       Yeah, you read that right. SEX. Did I shock you? Nice Christian girl using the word SEX? “Oh nooooo…” Repeat after me: Sex is good. Sex is godly. Sex is healthy. True sex pleases God. God, none other, invented sex. God thought up the idea of a man and a woman bringing each other to ecstasy. God created the body parts that create orgasms.

          Proof:The Bible has “Explicit Content” lyrics. 

      “I delight to sit in his shade, and his fruit is sweet to my taste.” hmm…. Delve into that metaphor. What is his fruit, and how exactly is she tasting it? 
      More mouthy pleasures: “Awake, north wind, and come, south wind! Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. . .spiced wine to drink, the nectar of my pomegranates. . . may the wine go straight to my lover, flowing gently over lips and teeth.” “You are a garden fountain, a well of flowing water streaming down from Lebanon. . . I have come into my garden. . . I have gathered my myrrh with my spice. I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey; I have drunk my wine and my milk.” Now, I’m a little confused. . . what are her pomegranates, how do they flow with spiced wine, and how is he tasting them? (anyone thinking of 112’s “Peaches and Cream” lyrics?) 
      Yearning: “Come away, my lover, and be like a gazelle or like a young stag on the spice-laden mountains.” “Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, I will go to the mountain of myrrh and to the hill of incense.” If he’s going to be like a gazelle, leaping on the mountain, how does he leap? what mountain is that? What spices, exactly, is she saying the mountain is laden with? 
      “Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, ‘I will climb that palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.’” How does he climb her, if she’s the palm tree? What is he taking hold of, if her breasts are fruit? 
      “My hands [drip] with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh” “His lips are. . . dripping with myrrh. . . I am his; he browses among the lilies.” Why are his lips dripping with myrrh? What lillies? (btw, myrrh is an aphrodesiac) 

      Okay, so its obvious enough that sex was God’s idea. (take into account that his idea was a man and a woman who are married) So how is it that this glorious sex came to be attributed to satan? Why are Christians all blushy and awkward about it? 
      Well, satan knows the human psyche better than the best psychologist. He knows that after greed, love, and power, sex is the greatest human desire. He took greed and power as a matter of course, and then went for sex. All he had to do was convince humans that sex belonged to him. Then, those who wanted sex would feel that they had to turn to him for pleasure, and that any sex God had to offer would have all the passion taken out of it and be a boring substitute. He’d make humans believe that sex was of little importance to God except for procreation, and sex his way was so much hotter. 
      Thus STDs came to be, and satan blamed them on God. “See, look, God doesn’t like sex, he’s punishing you for it.” Not true. God told you the right way to do it, and when you did it the wrong way, you suffered the consequences. If you try making orange juice by holding an orange directly on the blender blades without the jar, are you going to blame the manufacturer for the damage to your hand? No, ‘cause the reason you suffered wasn’t because the manufacturer wanted to hurt you, but because you decided his rules didn’t fit you. Basically, your stupid defiance caused your hand to be messily destroyed. 


This is a rant of mine... wrote it today... put it on my "Rants" page too. This livejournal thing is good for me... it has me writing again.
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